Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
What should I do then?
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CROSSING THE STREET
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The common symptoms of swine flu
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Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Idiot Sightings!
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That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...