A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...