No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.