Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...