Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!