Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...