Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...