Ms. Piggy Counts
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Paddy long legs!
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...