Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...