The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.