Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...