A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...