The last day working
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Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...