The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...