The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...