Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...