I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...