You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...