Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...