If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...