A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...