Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Polak Crossed The Road
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Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
What will the neighbors think?
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
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The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Yo mama is so fat
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We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
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