The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...