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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...