Politically correct seasons greetings
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Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...