Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...