How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...