Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...