Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...