God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...