Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...