Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...