Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!