Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.