Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...