The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
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Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...