Snowboarding lesson
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Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Line Dancing
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Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Australia…
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Phrases for Work.
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Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...