A mouseketeer!
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Introduce lawyers
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If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
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Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
I think that I’m a chicken
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