How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...