How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...