What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...