Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...