Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...