Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced