Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...