Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...