12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...