You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...