White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...