What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...