Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...