It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...